May December

‘My love, I think about you all the time.

The premise behind May December is one that feels so obvious and yet is rarely ever depicted, what happens after the headlines? When you’ve been exposed, your life laid bare in the media, your personal life and choices reduced to scandal other people consume over their breakfast – what comes next?

Loosely inspired by a true story, that of Mary Kay Letourneau, we meet Gracie (Julianne Moore) twenty years after she was imprisoned for her love affair to her now-husband Joe (Charles Melton). That’s how she views it. In actuality, she was then a married woman in her 30s and he was 13 years old. An actress, Elizabeth (Natalie Portman), has come to visit them as she’s going to play Gracie in an adaptation of her life and she wants to research them. Forced to revisit their past, uncomfortable and potentially catastrophic tensions form between the trio.

This is a Todd Haynes joint through-and-through. It’s scandalous, precise and oft-uncomfortable – with Samy Burch‘s script is packed full of biting one liners and social critique that the characters seem blithely unaware of.

Timely in its arrival – as we continue, on a societal level, to do some much needed scrutiny of relationship dynamics of our recent and not-so-recent past. Gracie is oblivious to her role, both then and now, as predator; adamant that she was the seduced and not the seducer, she refuses to accept any blame or acknowledge any harm she caused. This is reinforced by a small but impactful supporting turn by Cory Michael Smith, who plays her son from her first marriage, who is the exact same age of her husband in her second marriage. He is now an agent of chaos, traumatised by his mother’s actions, almost frozen-in-time in behaviour and lifestyle choices. A sequence in the film, in a restaurant where both of Gracie’s family collide it wincingly delicious to watch.

That’s also the perfect way to describe Moore’s incredible performance here. Her Gracie is, quite rightly, irredeemable and Moore fully embraces this. She’s self-obsessed, unable to care about others and unaccepting of any other narratives but her own. Her frenemy dynamic with Portman’s invading actress is such a joy to watch play out, both actress at their height of their respective powers. It’s like something out of a nature documentary, they eye each other warily, uncertain of the threat that awaits and ready to fight when the first blow lands.

Melton is an unexpected wonder as Joe. It’s a difficult role which he plays with careful aplomb. His Joe was forced to grow up far too long, manipulated by someone older – yet, decades on, still viewing it as love instead of abuse – he is incredibly lost. His interactions with his children, all three now-older than he was when he first met their mother, are as subtle as they are achingly profound.

May December is lightly told yet packed full of punch; intimately profound, bitterly funny and bitingly sad. An essential watch. [4.5/5 stars]

May December will be in UK cinemas on 17 November and Sky Cinema from 8 December 26.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Humans are the demon scum of the earth

Before today’s screening, they played this trailer for PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. What a way to set a mood. However, inadvertently or otherwise, it served as something of a reverse palette cleanser, a reminder of how *ahem* animated family movies can be, setting the bar properly on the floor – surely whatever was to come next had to be better than that?!?

Rather happily, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is above and beyond the trailer to the sequel (How? Why? Really?!?) of 2021’s PAW Patrol: The Movie. It’s not just one of the finest animated movies of the year so far, it’s one of the finest movies of the year so far, as well as proving that we are in a golden age of animation.

The film requires no prior knowledge needed, having watched or read any of the previous incarnations is not a prerequisite. Although there’s a few nods and Easter eggs for those familiar to the franchise, the focus is – rather savvily – on introducing new generations to the 2023 variants of our beloved heroes in a half shell. Littered with accurate cultural references and perfectly-pitched banter they sound, and act, believably like real 15 year-olds.

Within the film’s first ten minutes we are swiftly (re)introduced and provided the back story to our mutant turtle quartet – leader Leonardo (Nicolas Cantu), creative Donatello (Micah Abbey), powerhouse Raphael (Brady Noon) and easy-going Michelangelo (Shamon Brown Jr.). They’ve spent their 15 years looked after by a mutant caregiver rat Master Splinter (Jackie Chan). A yearning to leave the ‘safety’ of their sewer home (exemplified by an epically chosen film reference) is forced into realisation by a chance-encounter with April O’Neil (Ayo Edebiri).

This isn’t your typical drawn-out origin story that is simply setting up to get going in the sequel. This is a non-stop 99-minute-long joyous rollercoaster ride, packed full of laughs from all manner of sources and means. This is a rare example of an IP that doesn’t ‘milk’ it’s source material (you’ll really appreciate that after you’ve seen the movie…). Instead we have a refreshing update of both the content and its characters.

For one thing, this is an April O’Neil we have never seen before. She’s plus-size, black and unafraid to stand her ground. Leonardo falls in love with her at first sight, repeatedly describing her as ‘beautiful’ and clearly being enamoured with both her personality and appearance. Although this may sound small ,this kind of representation matters so, so much. To have a plus size character be plus-size without having her weight ever mentioned or questioned or used as a punchline, whilst also having her as a romantic interest, desired by Leonardo who is never laughed at for liking her and is supported by his brothers’ in his interactions with her – that mattered a lot to me watching it aged 30. I can only imagine the impact it’ll have on so many young people.

The animation style is gorgeous, the pacey story packed full of jokes as well as heart about the important of acceptance, the characters are so immensely likeable and hilariously quotable dialogue – this is a total win for all the family.

[4.5/5 stars]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is in UK cinemas from Monday 31st July.